🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Spicy - A must watch
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Hot - Recommended
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Mild - Could be good
🌶️🌶️ Bland - Don’t bother
🌶️ Rotten - Disaster
Which movies are worth watching? These ratings serve as recommendations for cinema enjoyers based on cinematography/story/fun and to discover similar films. Reviews/analysis are spoiler protected.
A Complete Unknown (2024)
Bob Dylan and mainstream are like electric and folk.
Companion (2025)
Sci-fi silliness.
Aftersun (2022)
Warm, nostalgic melancholy.
Monster (2023)
Constantly shifting perspectives that might just shift yours.
Heretic (2024)
Bible school for the disbelievers.
The Wrestler (2008)
How wrestling is both fake and real at the same time.
All the Money in the World (2017)
…and Ridley Scott still misses.
The King’s Speech (2010)
Did I stutter?
Silence (2016)
Silence has never been so pitiful.
You Were Never Really Here (2017)
A violent metaphor on burden, trauma and guilt.
Split (2016)
James McAvoy takes the crown for multiple-personalities.
A Ghost Story (2017)
Quirkiest metaphor of the decade.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
The precursor to Gen Z filmmaking.
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
I’d rather just watch his live performances.
Pollock (2000)
Do you have to be unstable to be a great artist?
Captain Phillips (2013)
Look at me, I’m the captain now.
Lion (2016)
Finding your biological roots.
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Nonstop explosive action.
At Eternity’s Gate (2018)
You could be convinced Willem Dafoe is a descendent of Van Gogh.
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)
Can a painting be famous enough for an entire movie?
Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011)
Sushi that still leaves you hungry.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
An obscure vision even for open eyes.
The Machinist (2004)
A horror you won’t be able to look away from.
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
The iconic gothic nightmare.
