🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Spicy - A must watch
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Hot - Recommended
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Mild - Could be good
🌶️🌶️ Bland - Don’t bother
🌶️ Rotten - Disaster
Which movies are worth watching? These ratings serve as recommendations for cinema enjoyers based on cinematography/story/fun and to discover similar films. Reviews/analysis are spoiler protected.
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)
Once in a blue moon, an enchanting experience is born.
All the Money in the World (2017)
…and Ridley Scott still misses.
The King’s Speech (2010)
Did I stutter?
Silence (2016)
Silence has never been so pitiful.
You Were Never Really Here (2017)
A violent metaphor on burden, trauma and guilt.
The Ring (2012)
Let’s sleep with the lights on.
Split (2016)
James McAvoy takes the crown for multiple-personalities.
A Ghost Story (2017)
Quirkiest metaphor of the decade.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
The precursor to Gen Z filmmaking.
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
I’d rather just watch his live performances.
Steve Jobs (2015)
Our favorite asshole tech CEO.
Captain Phillips (2013)
Look at me, I’m the captain now.
Lion (2016)
Finding your biological roots.
Hacksaw Ridge (2016)
One of the few military war films that could make you cry.
V/H/S (2012)
Analog horror for those that love ghost stories.
At Eternity’s Gate (2018)
You could be convinced Willem Dafoe is a descendent of Van Gogh.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011)
Sushi that still leaves you hungry.
Annihilation (2018)
A failed attempt to expand the zeitgeist of Solaris.
The Imitation Game (2014)
How Alan Turing beat the Nazis.
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
The bureaucratic hunt for Osama Bin Laden.
