

๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ Spicy - A must watch
๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ Hot - Recommended
๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ Mild - Could be good
๐ถ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ Bland - Donโt bother
๐ถ๏ธ Rotten - Disaster
Which movies are worth watching? These ratings serve as recommendations for cinema enjoyers based on cinematography/story/fun and to discover similar films. Reviews/analysis are spoiler protected.
Aftersun (2022)
Warm, nostalgic melancholy.
The Piano Teacher (2001)
Arenโt all piano teachers masochistic?
A Star Is Born (2018)
Lady Gaga can sing, but can she act?
Die Hard (1988)
All I want for Christmas is an action blockbuster.
The Hunt (2012)
Men can also be victims.
The Ring (2012)
Letโs sleep with the lights on.
Steve Jobs (2015)
Our favorite asshole tech CEO.
Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)
Can a painting be famous enough for an entire movie?
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
An obscure vision even for open eyes.
Limitless (2011)
Thereโs still a limit to the audienceโs disbelief.
District 9 (2009)
Defying traditional alien tropes.
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Wes Andersonโs funniest film.
The Pianist (2002)
The haunting silence of the Holocaust.
Train To Busan (2016)
Korean zombies infect western cinema.
Chronicle (2012)
The superpower experience every high schooler dreams of.
The Substance (2024)
Superficial, artificial, the body horrors of vanity.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)
An overly long film befitting of its title.
The Road (2009)
Father, son and audiences try to survive this apocalyptic journey.
Shame (2011)
Somehow, sex addiction seems uninteresting.
Hero (2002)
The pinnacle of Chinese cinematography.
Strange Darling (2023)
Unsophisticated subversion.
Babylon (2022)
A vapid love letter to Hollywood filmmaking.
Kinds of Kindness (2024)
The absurdity of loyalty.
Army of Shadows (1969)
A war thriller at the peak of the French wave.
Alien (1979)
The alien movie that really started it all.
Goodfellas (1990)
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
Green Room (2015)
If Fincher made a slasher.
Barry Lyndon (1975)
An epic character study underneath all the powered wigs.
Apocalypse Now (1979)
The greatest war film ever made.
Citizen Kane (1941)
A revolution in filmmaking no longer revolutionary.
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Ridiculously fun Kung Fu.
Lars And The Real Girl (2007)
Oh, you donโt like real girls?
House of Flying Daggers (2004)
As sexy as martial arts can get.
127 Hours (2010)
Claustrophobic immersion.
Her (2013)
A man dumps his wife for AI.
The Shining (1980)
Redrum.
No Country For Old Men (2007)
How a coin toss changed cinema.
Whiplash (2014)
Itโs quite my tempo.
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Wes Anderson's most polished art project.
Rush (2013)
The best racing film is one with a triumphant finish.
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
An everlasting romance in wonderfully European gothic style.
Midnight in Paris (2011)
What if you could go back in time and meet your literary heroes?
Casino Royale (2006)
The most seductive modern bond film.
Inglorious Basterds (2009)
Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece.
Drive (2011)
Romanticizing Los Angeles crime.
The Place Beyond The Pines (2012)
A film that speaks to male audiences with just enough spark of magic.
The Illusionist (2006)
No illusions, the magic is real.
Ex Machina (2014)
Everything a Black Mirror episode strives for.
You Won't Be Alone (2022)
A sentimental love letter to humanity.
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
Gothic yet innocent, one of Tim Burton's best in years.